It all started when I finished a ranked MLB 2K10 match. After each match you are given the option to give feedback of the player you just played. I preferred the player that I just played because he was a good player. Of course, the person I played against won. They scored four runs and I only scored one (I am very bad at batting). I then became curious. What was my Xbox 360 gamer rep? I checked it and saw something that surprised me. 88% of players preferred me and 22% did not. 100% of the 22% said I was unsporting. The sad thing is that it kind of mad me upset. What game did I play, and how did I play it to make someone take their time to say I was unsporting? Out of the many things I do on Xbox Live unsporting falls last on the list.

Things I do on Xbox Live

1 – Smack talk when I noob tube the snot out of people on Modern Warfare 2

2 – Make fun of kids when you can hear their mom yelling through their headset to turn off the Xbox

3 – Curse up a storm when I miss a knifing opportunity

4 – Sing Lady GaGa

5 – Say “$%&@#$* %^&# LEARN HOW TO PLAY!!!” when a teammate happens to walk right in front of me when I am about to noob tube from across the map with the chance of it to be one of the most legendary noob tube kills ever and blocks it (that makes me really mad)

6 – Make fun of people’s gamertags

(7 – 99 omitted by editor)

100 – Unsporting

As you can see, unsporting was the last thing on the list.

I have something to confess to everyone…I might be unsporting at times but, not always.

I am a noob tuber in Modern Warfare 2. I have a philosophy I follow “noob tube first and annoy people second.” I do this because it annoys a few people for some reason that I noob tube. After each game I gain comfort from the complaining of others about how much they say I suck because I noob tubed the snot out of them. My rebuttal to their argument is noob tubes are part of the game. Then they usually say a racial slur and I just laugh and laugh and laugh.