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		<title>By: Alaric</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111329</link>
		<dc:creator>Alaric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 01:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey guys!

Thank you for the article and thank you for the comments! It feels good to be liked. =) Just so you know, I plan to continue to read Avault, troll the forums, and get into arguments with all of you just like before.

So far as the changes go, since I&#039;m moving two time zones to the left - Michele can now expect me to give her a peace of my mind at 3 AM as opposed to 1 AM. And I will, of course, continue being hot, hateful and popular - much to the dismay of poor Booth. =)

Other than that... all will be the same really. Well, except the reviews and stuff. Either way, thank you again, and I&#039;ll be seeing you around!

Cheers!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey guys!</p>
<p>Thank you for the article and thank you for the comments! It feels good to be liked. =) Just so you know, I plan to continue to read Avault, troll the forums, and get into arguments with all of you just like before.</p>
<p>So far as the changes go, since I&#8217;m moving two time zones to the left &#8211; Michele can now expect me to give her a peace of my mind at 3 AM as opposed to 1 AM. And I will, of course, continue being hot, hateful and popular &#8211; much to the dismay of poor Booth. =)</p>
<p>Other than that&#8230; all will be the same really. Well, except the reviews and stuff. Either way, thank you again, and I&#8217;ll be seeing you around!</p>
<p>Cheers!</p>
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		<title>By: anthonyX</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111324</link>
		<dc:creator>anthonyX</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 15:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alaric you SOB! Why go and get a real paying job like that? The great Northwest is one of the best places to live in the states. Enjoy it! If you make it to the soCal area send me a message I will pay for the first 2 drinks :-p</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alaric you SOB! Why go and get a real paying job like that? The great Northwest is one of the best places to live in the states. Enjoy it! If you make it to the soCal area send me a message I will pay for the first 2 drinks :-p</p>
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		<title>By: Ravenus</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111319</link>
		<dc:creator>Ravenus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 05:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Angel: I think what Michele meant was &quot;Valve&#039;s Doug Lombardi&quot; :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Angel: I think what Michele meant was &#8220;Valve&#8217;s Doug Lombardi&#8221; <img src='http://www.avault.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Ed</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111318</link>
		<dc:creator>Ed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was going to write something in advance but I&#039;m glad I waited - for it took Booth to provide the codex needed to unlock Alaric&#039;s greatest mystery.

What is the allure of his posts?

I believe it rests in that smug, professionally done portrait that Booth singled out.

The Freaks and Geeks (and I mean that with love) that visit this forum on a regular basis and bow before Alaric&#039;s &quot;greatness&quot; gaze upon that photo and find the nearest human example to Viggo Mortensen&#039;s Aragorn. He is their once and future king - a guy they&#039;ll follow blindly into battle as he takes it to any developer who dare protect their product under the watchful, all-seeing gaze of DRM.

Seriously - print out that pic - work you magic marker on his chin giving him a little scraggly beard - and you&#039;ve got Strider at your service. And while you&#039;re at it - add in a pitch fork and horns too. For me. :-)

I kid. I kid.

I kid Alaric because he&#039;s driven me nuts for so many years. As a console guy who toils in front of a PC day and night and therefore refuses to game with a mouse in hand - I am clearly a denizen of Mordor in Alaric&#039;s eyes. And he&#039;s been quite clear that console gamers (and our games) relish nutrient-free junk food. It&#039;s like jumping in on that Games as Art argument that all of gaming has been waging against Roger Ebert. The gamers are never going to move on and not care (as Ken Levine suggested) not is Ebert ever going to hang a Pong paddle in his foyer. 

So, you agree to disagree.

And that&#039;s where I am with Alaric.

Beyond all of that - I salute Alaric for his passion and for sticking to his guns. And for making cogent, educated thoughts. In short - for caring. That can be a rare commodity in this wild frontier so when you run into somebody who flashes it - you ought to tip their cap to &#039;em.

I wish you luck Alaric. As a writer in your fellowship, I offer this in tribute.

&quot;You have my ink.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to write something in advance but I&#8217;m glad I waited &#8211; for it took Booth to provide the codex needed to unlock Alaric&#8217;s greatest mystery.</p>
<p>What is the allure of his posts?</p>
<p>I believe it rests in that smug, professionally done portrait that Booth singled out.</p>
<p>The Freaks and Geeks (and I mean that with love) that visit this forum on a regular basis and bow before Alaric&#8217;s &#8220;greatness&#8221; gaze upon that photo and find the nearest human example to Viggo Mortensen&#8217;s Aragorn. He is their once and future king &#8211; a guy they&#8217;ll follow blindly into battle as he takes it to any developer who dare protect their product under the watchful, all-seeing gaze of DRM.</p>
<p>Seriously &#8211; print out that pic &#8211; work you magic marker on his chin giving him a little scraggly beard &#8211; and you&#8217;ve got Strider at your service. And while you&#8217;re at it &#8211; add in a pitch fork and horns too. For me. <img src='http://www.avault.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I kid. I kid.</p>
<p>I kid Alaric because he&#8217;s driven me nuts for so many years. As a console guy who toils in front of a PC day and night and therefore refuses to game with a mouse in hand &#8211; I am clearly a denizen of Mordor in Alaric&#8217;s eyes. And he&#8217;s been quite clear that console gamers (and our games) relish nutrient-free junk food. It&#8217;s like jumping in on that Games as Art argument that all of gaming has been waging against Roger Ebert. The gamers are never going to move on and not care (as Ken Levine suggested) not is Ebert ever going to hang a Pong paddle in his foyer. </p>
<p>So, you agree to disagree.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s where I am with Alaric.</p>
<p>Beyond all of that &#8211; I salute Alaric for his passion and for sticking to his guns. And for making cogent, educated thoughts. In short &#8211; for caring. That can be a rare commodity in this wild frontier so when you run into somebody who flashes it &#8211; you ought to tip their cap to &#8216;em.</p>
<p>I wish you luck Alaric. As a writer in your fellowship, I offer this in tribute.</p>
<p>&#8220;You have my ink.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Marco</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congrats Alaric! Since many people consider Steam a DRM solution in it of itself, I guess you can say Alaric has gone into the heart of the beastie. =D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats Alaric! Since many people consider Steam a DRM solution in it of itself, I guess you can say Alaric has gone into the heart of the beastie. =D</p>
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		<title>By: psycros</title>
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		<dc:creator>psycros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:53:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alaric, you big sell-out!  LOL, no, no, I have &lt;b&gt;huuuuge&lt;/b&gt; respect for that man, another person who knows the industry has been slagging off over the last decade.  Avault was the first general gaming site I discovered back in ancient times (I think Total Annihilation was brand new then, heh).  I wonder what the heck he&#039;ll be doing over at Valve?  Hopefully quality control!  Or better yet, convincing them that &lt;i&gt;not every game needs to run Steam!!!&lt;/i&gt;  Those of us without broadband options would have Alaric canonized for such a feat.  Good luck in whatever crazy mad scientist project you&#039;re involved with, comrade Alaric!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alaric, you big sell-out!  LOL, no, no, I have <b>huuuuge</b> respect for that man, another person who knows the industry has been slagging off over the last decade.  Avault was the first general gaming site I discovered back in ancient times (I think Total Annihilation was brand new then, heh).  I wonder what the heck he&#8217;ll be doing over at Valve?  Hopefully quality control!  Or better yet, convincing them that <i>not every game needs to run Steam!!!</i>  Those of us without broadband options would have Alaric canonized for such a feat.  Good luck in whatever crazy mad scientist project you&#8217;re involved with, comrade Alaric!!</p>
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		<title>By: Angel Munoz</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111313</link>
		<dc:creator>Angel Munoz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah the owner of Valve is Gabe Newell, not sure why the reference to &quot;Doug Lombardi&#039;s Valve.&quot;  

Anyway, Alaric you will be missed. The corporate culture at Valve is quite unique, hopefully it will suit you well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah the owner of Valve is Gabe Newell, not sure why the reference to &#8220;Doug Lombardi&#8217;s Valve.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Anyway, Alaric you will be missed. The corporate culture at Valve is quite unique, hopefully it will suit you well.</p>
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		<title>By: Ravenus</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111312</link>
		<dc:creator>Ravenus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL. Will miss the Alaric&#039;s reviews. What sort of position is he in at &quot;Doug Lombardi&#039;s Valve&quot; (and is that a different entity from &quot;Gabe Newell&#039;s Valve&quot;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL. Will miss the Alaric&#8217;s reviews. What sort of position is he in at &#8220;Doug Lombardi&#8217;s Valve&#8221; (and is that a different entity from &#8220;Gabe Newell&#8217;s Valve&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Solo4114</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111311</link>
		<dc:creator>Solo4114</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is nothing wrong with having standards.  Remind Valve of that from time to time, won&#039;t you?</description>
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		<title>By: Groundsy</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111310</link>
		<dc:creator>Groundsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t hating everything ever just get tiring? I hope it does and that one day you shall search for oneness with the universe in a buddhist temple where all your rage and bile will float away.

Having said that I hope your hatred for everything imperfect keeps valve on the right track in the future in whatever capacity they have you in!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t hating everything ever just get tiring? I hope it does and that one day you shall search for oneness with the universe in a buddhist temple where all your rage and bile will float away.</p>
<p>Having said that I hope your hatred for everything imperfect keeps valve on the right track in the future in whatever capacity they have you in!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Vapus</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111309</link>
		<dc:creator>Vapus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I cant think of anyone ive agreed with more, other than perhaps yahtzee over at the escapist , You will be missed, and yes DRM IS BAD MKAy..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cant think of anyone ive agreed with more, other than perhaps yahtzee over at the escapist , You will be missed, and yes DRM IS BAD MKAy..</p>
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		<title>By: Kahless</title>
		<link>http://www.avault.com/blogs/white/door-hit-donkey/comment-page-1/#comment-111308</link>
		<dc:creator>Kahless</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haven&#039;t known Alaric long but in that time I can&#039;t think of anyone else with whom I&#039;ve had more arguments online, that said I&#039;ve actually enjoyed those arguments, Alaric is a rare animal in that he is able to argue online without descending into stupid personal bickering.

I&#039;m going to miss his input here and I&#039;m going to miss the opportunity to contradict him whenever possible :D but at the same time I hope that whatever he has planned for himself in future works out well for him.

Best of luck Alaric.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haven&#8217;t known Alaric long but in that time I can&#8217;t think of anyone else with whom I&#8217;ve had more arguments online, that said I&#8217;ve actually enjoyed those arguments, Alaric is a rare animal in that he is able to argue online without descending into stupid personal bickering.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to miss his input here and I&#8217;m going to miss the opportunity to contradict him whenever possible <img src='http://www.avault.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  but at the same time I hope that whatever he has planned for himself in future works out well for him.</p>
<p>Best of luck Alaric.</p>
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		<title>By: Angus McFeargus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angus McFeargus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome, Michele and Booth.

Alaric, you rock.  Your reviews will be missed, but I will continue to stalk you and happily apply Google Translate when appropriate (or inappropriate).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome, Michele and Booth.</p>
<p>Alaric, you rock.  Your reviews will be missed, but I will continue to stalk you and happily apply Google Translate when appropriate (or inappropriate).</p>
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