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Picture from Dwarfs?! PC review

Publisher: Tripwire Interactive
Developer: Power of 2
System Requirements: Windows XP SP2, Vista, or Windows 7; 1.7+ GHz or better processor; 1 GB graphics memory; DirectX 9-compatible; 250 MB hard drive space;
Genre: Casual Strategy
ESRB Rating: Everyone

I usually applaud simple, fun games. I’ve been pleased by their resurgence due to the ability to play them on smartphones, XBLA, etc. In general, I think there’s always room for both the giant blockbuster titles as well as the little simple pass-the-time sort of games. Dwarfs?! falls into this latter category, designed for the casual gamer to take a break from their day and go mining for some gold.

Nailing down the actual point of Dwarfs?! is a little difficult due to the various modes the game has. Essentially, you’re overseeing a whole bunch of dwarves who are mining and exploring through the land. Unfortunately, the poor little guys have no idea what will appear under the rocks they unearth. It could be riches, but it also could be lava, water, or even monsters. It is your job to make sure your team survives for the time allotted by keeping everyone safe.

Picture from Dwarfs?! PC reviewI purposely didn’t use the word “control” in the above description, because you’re not really completely in charge of the little buggers. You can draw paths for the dwarves to take, but the game is more about responding to what they find rather than trying to move your characters to specific places. As the overseer, you’ll need to build walls to dam up water and build fighters to battle villains. Dwarfs?! is mostly a point and click style game meant to test your multitasking skills.

There’s a simplicity about Dwarfs?! that I have to admire. It’s kind of like an organized chaos. One minute all the dwarves are merrily mining away, but then in the next you’re literally trying to put out seven fires at once. I like the various ways the game can be played; for example, you can casually just try to get as much gold as possible, or play survival where you’re trying to ward off enemies with an army of dwarves.

Picture from Dwarfs?! PC reviewBut while the game is quaint, it suffers from the “haven’t I seen this before?” syndrome. Essentially if you took Lemmings and Tower Defense iterations and mashed them up with little miners, you would get Dwarfs?!. Personally, I found the game a little boring. The controls are a little frustrating (because as I mentioned, you’re not really controlling anything), so I found myself yawning a lot and waiting for things to happen. Once they did, I wasn’t really all that geared up to play again; I more or less just shrugged and found something else to entertain me.

Unless you’ve never played a game like this before (which is probably very doubtful), I can’t find a lot to even justify the low price of $9.99. Dwarfs?!’s heart is in the right place, but it just falls a little short (ba dum ching).

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Alaric | May 10th, 2011 at 8:44 AM Permalink to this Comment

Yep, this is exactly my impression after having played the demo. I’m skipping this one.

chip | May 10th, 2011 at 9:22 AM Permalink to this Comment

I have to agree. It reminded me of an old Amiga game called Diggers but in this case it was boring and just not fun to play and even less fun to watch. I actually DL 3 demos a couple of days back off steam. This game, Pound the ground and The Tiny Bang Story.

Friday I will be getting The Tiny Bang Story.

Christopher Troilo | May 10th, 2011 at 11:15 AM Permalink to this Comment

@Chip – Let us know what you know of the other two games.

Dave | September 15th, 2011 at 7:57 AM Permalink to this Comment

There was an old game I’m trying to remember… with 3 dwarfs/gnomes… they had to get through some levels and you could only control one of them at once…
one had a shield, i think one had a bow and arrow and the other perhaps could run fast and jump.
Does anyone remember this game??

Michele White | September 15th, 2011 at 8:02 AM Permalink to this Comment

I sure do. My husband and I used to play that for HOURS on the SNES. It was “The Lost (something)”, and we were pretty convinced that there was no actual ending. I can’t recall the full name, but I’m sure Rod does.

Michele White | September 15th, 2011 at 8:06 AM Permalink to this Comment

The Lost Vikings

Dave | September 15th, 2011 at 8:09 AM Permalink to this Comment

Thank you so much. That has been bugging me for ages.
Now I’ve just got to find somewhere to download it.
Thanks again!!!

Michele White | September 15th, 2011 at 8:16 AM Permalink to this Comment

;) Please come back and share if you find it.

Alaric | September 15th, 2011 at 8:55 AM Permalink to this Comment

The Lost Vikings – one of the favorite Blizzard games of my childhood.

Oh and, Michele, there most certainly was an ending. The final boss was named Tomator, he was the one who kidnapped them in the first place.

Dave, nobody sells it anymore. You may find a used copy on e-bay though.

Michele White | September 15th, 2011 at 9:08 AM Permalink to this Comment

Drat! Now I’ve got to acquire a working SNES.

Christopher | September 15th, 2011 at 9:09 AM Permalink to this Comment

I’m so pleased to see my ancient review of a cruddy has spawned such a discussion!

I actually just wanted to post this in the hopes that this reviews becomes either “most popular” or “most commented on” for the site, cause honestly that’d just be hilarious to me. :)

Alaric | September 15th, 2011 at 9:49 AM Permalink to this Comment

NES is for chumps. The Lost Vikings is better on the PC!

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